Battle Of The Sexes

I was reading an interesting blog entry about how blind men has become.

It spoke about how men can get all excited over magazine models when the ladies just don't get it. Men naturally have tunnel visions, in addition to their horny nature, they can only narrow in on the boobs & butts. On the other hand, the women will usually be caught swearing over the poor make-up, the disastrous hair-styles & the out-of-proportion thighs (Or breasts).

This is very true in Singapore though. Sigh.

When men think with their "small" heads, they can't think with the real big one. Why does a man's penis have a hole in it? So he can get oxygen to his brain. H-a-h-a-h-a.

Well, amongst all the wars both created & ceased by mankind, the battle of the sexes still exists.

Men dominate TV remote controls & flick through the channels; women don't mind watching the commercials. Under pressure, men drink alcohol & invade other countries; women eat chocolate & go shopping.

Women criticise men for being insensitive, uncaring, not listening, not giving enough love & wanting to have sex rather than make love. Men criticise women about their driving, for turning maps upside down, for their lack of a sense of direction, for talking too much & for not initiating sex often enough.

Men are amazed how a woman can't see a red flashing oil light on the car dashboard but spot a used condom in a dark corner 50 metres away. Women are bewildered by men who can consistently parallel park a car in a tight spot using a rear-view mirror, but can never find the G-spot.

The list goes on. The only solution to end this fight is by understanding our differences and start building on our collective strengths - rather than on our individual weaknesses.

Personally, I have this gut feeling that this solution will never take place.