Sunday, September 25, 2005

Acid Test

I saw this sexuality test on TV during the weekend & found it quite interesting. Take some time out of your one-night-stands & try it!

Which part of your face do you hate most?
1. Eyes
2. Nose
3. Eyebrows
4. Ears

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If you've chosen your...

1. Eyes - You love foreplay the most. Dirty-talking & teasing are inevitable before you engage in some physical grinding. So if you're a girl, nothing in this world can satisfy you until every patch of your skin & flesh is licked, sucked, stroked, hugged, squeezed, fondled & fingered. And if you're a guy, you'll love your girl more if she flicks your nipples & savours your dick.

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2. Nose - You can only reach 101% satiation if you dominate your partner. You love to pin your partner under you as you conquer him/her. The only time when you'll experience an adrenaline rush is when you see your partner writhe under you as the two of you hump throughout the night. So, if you're a guy, the missionay position fits you the most. And if you're a girl, then you sure love riding your guy!

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3. Eyebrows - You want to be dominated. You're the slave who'll let your partner do whatever s/he wants to do. It'll be breathtaking if your hands are being held in place as your partner luxuriate in your body. For a girl, it'll be stupendous if your guy rams you as he grabs your thighs down. Well, for a guy, you'll love to have hot candle wax dripped onto your nipples, thighs & even your dickhead during BDSM. Only then can you relive the moments like a tortured schoolgirl.

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4. Ears - You own a copy of the Karmasutra. You want to have as much fun as possible while having sex. Trying out different sexual positions is your forte - be it missionary, girl-on-top, spooning, doggy, standing, sitting, on the bed, in the living room, in the kitchen, in the park, at the staircase or in a classroom. It doesn't matter whether you're a guy or a girl. You just want fun amidst the squishes between the dick & the pussy.

2 comments:

.......... said...

I choose eyes.. hehe

hazel said...

haha -- ok i confess, i chose eyebrows-- quite true ya