Sunday, September 25, 2005

Acid Test

I saw this sexuality test on TV during the weekend & found it quite interesting. Take some time out of your one-night-stands & try it!

Which part of your face do you hate most?
1. Eyes
2. Nose
3. Eyebrows
4. Ears


If you've chosen your...

1. Eyes - You love foreplay the most. Dirty-talking & teasing are inevitable before you engage in some physical grinding. So if you're a girl, nothing in this world can satisfy you until every patch of your skin & flesh is licked, sucked, stroked, hugged, squeezed, fondled & fingered. And if you're a guy, you'll love your girl more if she flicks your nipples & savours your dick.


2. Nose - You can only reach 101% satiation if you dominate your partner. You love to pin your partner under you as you conquer him/her. The only time when you'll experience an adrenaline rush is when you see your partner writhe under you as the two of you hump throughout the night. So, if you're a guy, the missionay position fits you the most. And if you're a girl, then you sure love riding your guy!


3. Eyebrows - You want to be dominated. You're the slave who'll let your partner do whatever s/he wants to do. It'll be breathtaking if your hands are being held in place as your partner luxuriate in your body. For a girl, it'll be stupendous if your guy rams you as he grabs your thighs down. Well, for a guy, you'll love to have hot candle wax dripped onto your nipples, thighs & even your dickhead during BDSM. Only then can you relive the moments like a tortured schoolgirl.


4. Ears - You own a copy of the Karmasutra. You want to have as much fun as possible while having sex. Trying out different sexual positions is your forte - be it missionary, girl-on-top, spooning, doggy, standing, sitting, on the bed, in the living room, in the kitchen, in the park, at the staircase or in a classroom. It doesn't matter whether you're a guy or a girl. You just want fun amidst the squishes between the dick & the pussy.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Female Domination

I have never had sex with a sexually experienced girl until I was 20. And she was then 17.

She was a Net friend whom I knew through the then-crowded IRC. Frankly, we never talked about sex. I never knew anything sexual about her. Our chats usually surround our hobbies, our dislikes & every-day happenings. We, too, met up for movies, shopping & dinner.

But no sex was involved.

Inevitably, sex became one of our chat topics after knowing each other for 7-8 months. It was then I discovered she wasn't a virgin anymore. She lost it to one of her boyfriends when she was 15. I didn't know whether she loved sex since but I assumed she's hooked to it.


Because she revealed a lot about her sex life - Having romps in the public bus, the number of times she masturbated weekly & how she loved it when her guy licked her nipples. On top of that, she asked me a lot about my sex life - how hot were my experiences, do I use condoms & have any girls done a bj on me before.

One fine day, we met up again. She proposed it, saying she needed help with her school work. She popped by my place and I tutored her. We lazed around after awhile and started to chat.

It wasn't meant to be a sex session, but it all started from chatting about sex. She shared her recent experience and it got the both of us all turned on.

It came to a point when I'm really hard down there and it was an obvious sight to her. (I was wearing shorts and something was tenting through. How unsubtle can it get?) Finally, I grabbed her by her waist and kissed her on her lips.

Our tongues were doing the swordfight when I caressed her back & down to her butt, squeezing it occasionally. I took off her T-shirt & fondled her soft breasts through her bra. What surprised me was she took the initiative to undo my shorts and stroke my dick. The girls I had sex with were comparatively inexperienced, and they usually let me do the petting.

But this girl took the cake. She took off her bra and motioned me to taste her breasts. I did it without hesitation. I then reached into her waistband and slided off her skirt. It got more intensed when I pulled off her panties.

We're exploring each other with our hands and mouths. I tasted her breasts while breathing onto her cleavage. She was moaning softly while locking her fingers into my hair. I then allowed my tongue to glide down her body, kissing her tummy along the way and reached her thighs.

She spread her thighs, and I nimble her inner thighs teasingly. As her moans got louder, I plunged my face into her pussy, breathing through her tuft of pubic hair. She immediately arched her back & pelvis, bringing more of her juice into my mouth.

Soon after, she pushed me onto my bed, and straddled over me. Positioning herself over me, she then allowed my dick to push through her vaginal walls. My dickhead was engulfed with her juices. Squishing noises were evident as she rode me enjoyingly.

I got up, grabbed her by her shoulders and swung her onto the bed. She clung onto my neck as we humped in the missionary position with her getting wetter & wetter.

We were perspiring and just when I thought I've surmounted her, she pushed me onto the bed again! Once again, she rode on me with my hands fondling her breasts & stroking her nipples.

She came within seconds later, flinging herself onto me, panting on my chest. It was apparent that she was deeply satisfied.


I was dominated.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Sharp Tongue

I was reading this article on how to give fantastic blowjobs & cunnilingus when I recalled two incidents.

The first one was an encounter with a female friend of mine. It was the first time I experience a blowjob. *Grins* And it was definitely mind-blowing for a first-timer like me. We were chatting in one of the Singaporean parks when I finally coaxed her into petting. (She was horny anyway.)

It was quite obvious that there were lotsa kissing, fondling, stroking & fingering. I wanted to let my dick explore the insides of her pussy when I felt a cold quiver down my spine.

Well, I was afriad of getting caught though I've escaped unscarred before.

So, I grabbed the opportunity and requested for a blowjob. And she agreed!

I undid my pants and lowered my boxers, unveiling my erected dick. She bent over and wrapped her lips around my dickhead. I loved it immediately! It was unfortunate that she wasn't an expert because she didn't taste my balls. She focused on my shaft instead.

My, it was really hot within. The walls of her mouth were similar to the walls of a pussy. She sucked my dick like how a pussy contracts & squeezes. It was pretty sensational for a newbie.

It didn't take too long for me to unload myself into her throat. "Sweet", was her final comment. *Smiles*

Now for the second incident. It was an encounter with my ex-girlfriend. This time, it's cunnilingus. And yes, you've guessed it. It's my first time licking a pussy.

I've had sex with my ex-girlfriend on a number of occasions before and she has always complained that I'm unproficient in foreplay. So, I read a couple of men's magazine to hone my skills. And it's time to put them to the test.

We were fondling and kissing as usual when I started to kiss her thighs. A little surprised at first, she quickly got into the mood. My tongue went dangerously close to her pussy, and then I glided away teasingly. She kept on shifting her hips to get her pussy into my mouth but I didn't give her what she wanted.

After a short while, just when my ex-girlfriend was already panting impatiently, I gave her a sensuous stroke on the lips of her pussy with my tongue. She let out a loud approving moan. More of those moans became audible when I explored the insides of her pussy while my lips rubbed against her clit.

I proceeded to suck her clit gently and fingered her at the same time. My ex-girlfriend? She was already screaming for my entry. She wanted to feel my dick badly.

This time, I granted her wish. You readers should know the rest of the story. It all ended with a couple of steamed bodies & a sticky mess within my bedsheets.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Battle Of The Sexes

I was reading an interesting blog entry about how blind men has become.

It spoke about how men can get all excited over magazine models when the ladies just don't get it. Men naturally have tunnel visions, in addition to their horny nature, they can only narrow in on the boobs & butts. On the other hand, the women will usually be caught swearing over the poor make-up, the disastrous hair-styles & the out-of-proportion thighs (Or breasts).

This is very true in Singapore though. Sigh.

When men think with their "small" heads, they can't think with the real big one. Why does a man's penis have a hole in it? So he can get oxygen to his brain. H-a-h-a-h-a.

Well, amongst all the wars both created & ceased by mankind, the battle of the sexes still exists.

Men dominate TV remote controls & flick through the channels; women don't mind watching the commercials. Under pressure, men drink alcohol & invade other countries; women eat chocolate & go shopping.

Women criticise men for being insensitive, uncaring, not listening, not giving enough love & wanting to have sex rather than make love. Men criticise women about their driving, for turning maps upside down, for their lack of a sense of direction, for talking too much & for not initiating sex often enough.

Men are amazed how a woman can't see a red flashing oil light on the car dashboard but spot a used condom in a dark corner 50 metres away. Women are bewildered by men who can consistently parallel park a car in a tight spot using a rear-view mirror, but can never find the G-spot.

The list goes on. The only solution to end this fight is by understanding our differences and start building on our collective strengths - rather than on our individual weaknesses.

Personally, I have this gut feeling that this solution will never take place.